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Date: 1998-05-10

Der Unamailer


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q/depesche 98.5.10.1

Der Unamailer
oder wie aus der Misionfiguration eines mail/accounts binnen vier Stunden
eine Lawine aus vierzigtausend Mails generiert werden kann.


MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA, U.S.A., 1998 MAY 8 (NB) -- By Leonard Lee. This
is a weekly column from Newsbytes featuring the latest in the weird,
bizarre, and unfortunate when it comes to technology.

Normally, this column contains several brief snippets describing recent
technological glitches. This week, however, the column is devoted to
one particular recent incident of note.

An E-Mail Special Delivery

It was an e-mail version of the Sorcerer's Apprentice. Spokane County
deputy prosecutor Tim Durkin was going to be out of the office for a few
days last week. So he programmed his computer to send a reply to any
e-mails, letting the sender know he was out of town. But the computer
mistakenly flagged each reply "ALL COUNTY" and sent the message to all
2,000 users on the county's computer system. Even worse, Durkin had
requested a confirmation for each message, producing an additional 2,000
return e-mails.

"It was like an atom bomb went off," said Vickie Birkenthal, director of
county information services. More than 150,000 e-mail messages bounced
through the system in four hours. System administrators managed to
trace the source of the flood of messages back to Durkin's account, and
disabled the errant commands. Durkin returned to work late last week to
find 48,000 messages awaiting him in his e-mail box, and has been
receiving 1,500 "confirm" messages each day since then. "We were
thinking of having him open them one at a time," said Birkenthal.

Instead, Birkenthal yesterday issued one last e-mail. This time, it was
an lengthy, apologetic note he entitled, "The Unamailer's Apology
Manifesto."

Durkin said he received 150 replies from "learned and concerned
colleagues." He noted that if the information services hadn't disabled
his errant commands, those replies would have generated an additional
300,000 e-mails. The replies ranged from the amused to the politely
annoyed to the "obviously irritated."

Some of Durkin's favorites include:

"Mr. Durkin, this is the third message I have received regarding this
subject. This is not something I care to know about."

"You have sent this message several times to the whole world."

"I get the picture. You will be gone for a few days."

"Please stop sending this to me! I don't even know who you are!"

"Tim, I think it is important to enhance interdepartmental
communications, but I think you have taken this a bit too far."

"Thanks for the heads up (sent after approximately 30 messages)."

"Please stop the insanity."

"Somebody needs e-mail lessons."

Durkin also returned to find several obscene voice mails awaiting him.
During his absence, his office assistants received numerous phone calls
from people complaining about the out-of-office e-mail messages. But as
the assistants dutifully pointed out, it was pointless to complain to
them, since the whole point of the e-mail was that Durkin was out of the
office in the first place.

Durkin said he also received phone messages and faxes from county
employees who are not on the e-mail system, expressing their
disappointment that they did not receive the "cursed e-mail," and were
thus "left out of the fun."

The manifesto was distributed to all 2,000 county e-mail users, along
with a promise it would be the final e-mail on the subject. "You could
hear people laughing in their cubicles as they opened the manifesto,"
Birkenthal said.

In his manifesto, Durkin said he wanted to "extend my most sincere,
humble and just a little embarrassed apology." He noted that "I've now


made some new e-mail pen pals. After 45 e-mails to them, they
said that they feel like they know me. I bet that information services
never tells me again that there are no vacancies in any of their
computer training classes. Have a nice day. Now get back to work."

"We learned from it," Birkenthal said. "Our system was strong enough to
handle the situation without crashing and we were able to handle it with
only a slight slow-down in the computer network."

Leonard Lee is a nationally recognized consultant and frequent speaker
on computer errors. Readers are encouraged to email news clippings of
interesting computer glitches to doctorglitch@geocities.com




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